To all first-year Mawrters!

DON’T WORRY ABOUT HELL WEEK AND/OR THE DUCK POND RUN!

It’s really all a ton of fun. Like for the duck pond run, I pushed one of my roommates into the pond (I got a cold wet hug for that one). Afterwards, most hell families go to IHOP for breakfast, which is less funny because the staff at IHOP can’t really handle that many people showing up at once. Really all you need to worry about is looking cute for the Shipley dance. 

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